Gosh, I have no idea what the greatest baseball movie is or how one would definitively justify one as being the end all. But, the topic of baseball movies is of interest to me. In late February, I discussed on Twitter quite a bit about my dislike of the movie Sandlot and how those feelings are from some foggy memories of watching it a few decades ago. The Twitter feed found my view to be rather unique as many have great affection for the film. As I began my tenure as a tee ball league coach, I have seen many a grown man don homemade t-shirts paying homage to the movie.
All that made me think that perhaps I should give the film another chance, but, alas, it was not easily available on any streaming service I have without having to pay a couple bucks and I simply am not motivated enough to do that. Meanwhile, Hannah Keyser took the plunge for Deadspin with a rather unflattering video that, to me, feels a little pedestrian, but what can you really do in a four-minute video?
So, it made me think about the movies I have seen and what I generally think of them. With it being early in the season and not much else happening, let's hash some of this and share your thoughts in the comments. I will provide the movies from best to worst based on my spotty memory.
Sugar (2008) drama
Sugar was able to utilize the film format to tell a wonderfully fresh and enlightening film about Dominican baseball players. It truly is a great film and one I suggest everyone should watch. It fleshes out a bit more what Pelotero was unable to do in a documentary format.
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Bull Durham (1988) comedy
It is one of those films that hits everything just right. Yes, there is a simplification in representation of the minor leagues. The baseball performances of the actors are generally terrible and should have been shot differently. That said it is an excellent movie. It has great pacing and is funny.
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The Natural (1984) drama
The Natural is one of those films that I always will stop and watch. The treatment lightens up and mythologizes the subject. Some parts of the film feel rushed, too full. The cinematography is great. However, it is a film always seems to speak to me, but I probably am overlooking a lot of errors.
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Major League (1989) comedy
I fear watching this one again. It inhabits a very fond place in my heart and I fear the film may have aged poorly. Anyway, I spent many a summer watching this movie incessantly. I would wake up. Make myself breakfast and them watch this film until it was time for Magnum PI re-runs to show on TV. Then I would begin my day playing ball or going to work. This was my teenage youth. Anyway, it is a lovable movie about improperly valued players.
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Ballplayer: Pelotero (2011) documentary
Truth be told, I was an investor in their enterprise. One of the guys who made this film is from Baltimore. We interviewed them a bit back in the day. All that said, it is a fairly eye opening documentary about the condition of kids learning to play baseball in the Dominican and how the system (including Major League Baseball) exploits and manipulates these kids. Quite fascinating. It also notes how close the Orioles were to sign Miguel Sano (or that bit is from my memory of discussing what was going on with one of the filmmakers).
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The Bad News Bears (1976) comedy
Everyone knows what this is and I tried many a time in the 1980s and 1990s to like this film when it played on TNT or AMC. I simply never could connect to it. It has been about 20 years since I last saw it, so I might well need to revisit this one.
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Eight Men Out (1988) drama
This drama handles rather rich material in the 1919 Black Sox scandal. However, it hits some of the apocryphal aspects of the story and spends time too long gazing upon its own reflection. It is a film that I have a hard time bothering with sitting through again, but I can acknowledge it was made well.
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Knuckleball (2012) documentary
This film is about the brotherhood of the knuckleball with a particular focus on Tim Wakefield and R.A. Dickey. I enjoyed it. It is a part of baseball that really has a pariah aspect to it. Now, it has been several years since I have seen it and Dickey's book is bleeding together with this movie in my head, but I remember telling a whole lot of people to check this one out.
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Moneyball (2011) drama
What can be said about Moneyball? It is a decent story that takes Michael Lewis' over simplified narrative and turns it into an even more over simplified screenplay. The mechanisms of baseball are wrong and the extremes each character represents is also more or less the image in a funhouse mirror. Still, it is a decent movie.
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Bang the Drum Slowly (1973) drama
Excellent film about a baseball player who develops an incurable disease, based on a Mark Harris novel. Robert DeNiro shows up early in his career here. While the story is anchored by baseball, it is about the relationship between the star pitcher and the suffering catcher. It is story that I would really be interested in seeing revisited as a miniseries or a new feature.
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The Battered Bastards of Baseball (2014) documentary
This film is about the last of the independent teams playing in MLB organized minor leagues, the Portland Mavericks. It is a fun movie that celebrates an anti-establishment perspective. Though it does unwind a bit at the end as it must. The team simply sputtered out and it is difficult to keep that pacing going.
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For the Love of the Game (1999) drama
The story is about a once dominant pitcher coming to the end of his career, putting up one last great performance. This event is interspersed with personal experiences that greatly impacted him. I recall it being a bit sappy and overwrought in telling its love story, but it was fairly enjoyable.
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Cobb (1994) drama
Cobb did what The Babe was too worried about to do, which was to actually make you dislike the guy. Cobb is certainly not a great film, but it tries to illuminate the figure and break beneath the legend of him. I found the move interesting and far superior to The Babe.
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Jordan Rides the Bus (2010) documentary
I remember thinking it was alright. The movie covers Michael Jordan's sidetracked career into baseball. At the time, it was considered quite a farce, but looking back it is actually astounding what he was able to do. Some folks bring up Tim Tebow, but Jordan...I think he could have made it as a decent fourth outfielder.
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A League of Their Own (1992) drama
Part of the baseball nostalgia era in film, but was a topic that the studios felt very free with taking liberties. Some of the star power can be disruptive to the story, but they are able to tell a pretty good story by not being all that bothered to stick to history. It was decent.
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Mr. Baseball (1992) comedy
Another film I kind of dread to revisit. I remember it fondly, but I remember all things Tom Selleck fondly. It is about an aging baseball player going to Japan to finish his career.
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Pyne Point (2016) documentary
This movie is a somewhat clumsy documentary about a struggling yet successful children's baseball league in Camden, NJ. Although uneven, I liked it. It has a number of interesting subjects to follow, but seems to be largely absent from its subjects when anything interesting happens. Therefore, your connection to rather meaningful trials and tribulations the children is accomplished in debriefings. Or, mindsets at one point in the film will drastically change as the child grows up, but that growth is not captured. I found it to be informative, at times heart breaking, but overall a sub-par film.
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The Babe (1992) drama
From the late 1980s and into the 1990s there was a run of nostalgia films and the Babe was one of those stories that got sucked up into that engine. The screenplay is simply a paint by numbers run through Babe Ruth's life with not much really pulling it all together. There does not seem to feel to be an overarching theme to connect it all other than this is about one guy.
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Field of Dreams (1989) drama
A lot of people love this film, but I think it is fair to note that there is not much to it. Any depth of any character is undermined by nostalgia and how nostalgia is unwittingly monetized. You will often hear about how it is a story about a father and son, but that seems to be more or less a meaningless detail in the great tale. I think the acting is decent and it is shot well, but the story is terrible.
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Mr. 3000 (2004) comedy
I remember wanting to love this Bernie Mac vehicle about a narcissistic baseball player who retires having reached his 3,000th hit. A scoring error shows he was actually three hits short and he tries to reclaim those hits. I found that the film pulled a lot of punches and was fairly uninteresting, but I watched this a long time ago.
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The Sandlot (1993) drama/comedy
This is the film that made me think about going over my baseball film recollections and I really have a poor taste for this. I did not like it when it came out. I thought it sexist and that it white-washed racism in baseball. It was a glorified look into 60s culture. Everything felt off based on what I knew from my parents about when they grew up. Others loved it. Eh.
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The Pride of the Yankees (1942) drama
My primary memory about this Lou Gehrig biopic is when they are all in the train and the players take bites out of Babe Ruth's straw hat. It was something to watch when my local Bump's video had three baseball movies to watch and I tired of trying to like Bad News Bears.
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Rookie of the Year (1993) comedy
Angels in the Outfield (1994) comedy/drama
Little Big League (1994) comedy
The Scout (1994) comedy
Despised them. Nothing more to say. Everyone was green lighting baseball trash films.
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